If you’re going to carry around an 8-inch knife, an airsoft pistol and a marijuana pipe, with someone else’s Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) card wrapped around your neck, it is advisable that you choose your method of transportation —and your words—wisely. MLive.com reports that a Michigan police officer pulled over a driver whose windshield was cracked, license plate was obscured, and who was not wearing a seatbelt, only to find that her overly nervous passenger was actually the greater offender. (I mean, I’d be nervous, too, in that situation…)
When the state trooper started asking questions (perhaps about why he was sweating bullets and twitching), the 25-year-old male passenger acknowledged that he was carrying a large knife that he purchased at a flea market. (And then his mouth runneth over.) His “ex” and mother of his three children owned the EBT card which, just that day, he had used to purchase a Mountain Dew and a pack of smokes.
(But, you ask, are you even allowed to buy cigarettes with food stamps? Or course not—stay with me.)When the officer inquired how he managed to buy cigarettes with the EBT card, the man walked him through how he electronically deducted money from the account to do so. (Too much information.) And thus he was arrested on charges of carrying a concealed weapon and food stamp fraud.
That was in May of 2007. After failing to appear in court, another seven years would go by before this otherwise communicative criminal would be apprehended. By the time he was brought back to court, the prosecutor agreed to drop his felony weapons charge if the man pleaded guilty to food stamp fraud. True to form, he did, and was fined $510 in court costs.
Driving around in a street illegal car with real and toy weapons, drug paraphernalia and evidence of welfare fraud is incredibly reckless and dangerous. That fact this guy squeaked by with a misdemeanor is incredibly rare, and most likely due to the fact that he was direct and forthright with the arresting officer. Moral of the story: Don’t steal from the government. (And never, ever lie to the police.)
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